The scene: I'm washing my smoothie cup in the kitchen; roommate comes upstairs and into the room.

Roommate: *speaking quickly* Are you doing meth?

Me: o.O What?

Roommate: *slows down a hair* Are you getting meth?

Me: Am I...?

Roommate: ...good at math? *holding up papers with numbers on them*

Him: http://www.bopsecrets.org/SI/debord/

Me: tl;dr

Him: well, it's a f***ing book

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